Witchcraft Wednesday: The Easiest Ever Freezer Spell

Howdy! It’s Witchcraft Wednesday and again, I wanted to offer up a spell that anybody with access to some basic white goods can do. Alternatively, it’s winter, so I imagine you could also try chucking this into a pile of snow. Let’s get into the festive spirit by getting rid of some of the bad energy coming our way.

This Freeze-Out Spell is for when someone just won’t stop f*cking with your life. Maybe it’s an ex who won’t get the message, or a colleague who is talking sh*t about you at work, or someone who will not lose your number, no matter how hard you try, or a parent who keeps asking you when you’re going to get married. Now, I’m not an advocate of spells that harm people. This is not about hurting someone. It’s about protecting yourself and keeping the negative vibes out of your life.

A soap bubble freezes outside on a branch.

You should also know that this kind of magic originated from African cultures, so please head on over to read more about that here before you try this modern witchcraft version.

Now, let’s get started!

You will need:

  • A freezer-safe container / bag
  • A pen and paper
  • Some Moon water / consecrated water OR vinegar (literally any vinegar)
  • Some tinfoil / aluminium foil

There are slightly more hexy-cursy versions of this spell, which you are welcome to go and find, however for me, I’m just sticking with taking care of me and my family, so I won’t be touching that stuff. The point of this is to slow down (‘put on ice’) someone who is bothering you. As always, please be mindful of your use. F*ck with karma at your own risk.

A rose frozen in a jar.

First, cast your circle. This is optional, but I believe that when we do spellwork we should be really, really intentional about it. And casting a circle, calling on the spirits and the Goddess, is a great way of focusing our intentions inward.

Now that your circle is cast, take the paper and pen, and write in your very best handwriting the full name of the person/s who is/are giving you grief. And then, I write what I want to happen.

For example,

“PENELOPE SMITH will no longer gossip about me.”

or

“JEREMIAH BISCUIT will no longer use my work without attribution”

Now we’re going to cut that piece of paper small, and lay it inside the tin foil (shiny side out). Wrap it up into a tidy little package – this tin foil will act as a mirror, strengthening the magic towards the name.

Place your consecrated liquid of choice (I use Moon water or vinegar) into the vessel you will be freezing, and place the tin foil package inside.

Seal it up, and meditate on it for a while. Really envision this outcome.

Then pop it in the freezer, and voila! Freeze that bad energy the f*ck out of your life.

A lit pink candle with a pentagram carved into it.

There are so many variations on a freezer spell, and I’d love to hear yours. Get in touch, either to send me info on how you like to do your freezer spells, or just to say hi.

Blessings, Witches!

xxK

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